john ed

A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back

“yes fat bum”
“leg it ye john ed”

john ed by shoutout2dogsnaninaedlock August 27, 2020

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John’ed

When someone asks you for advice and then completely ignores it

When she asked me, I told her not to photograph the wild foxes but she totally john’ed me

John’ed by Tinzopopo February 15, 2023

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John'ed

Being John'ed is when one makes plans involving a game being played, Where the opposing end proceeds to drop off the face of the fucking earth, Only to respond seven hours to three weeks later, Timing can differ to various level's of John.

"HEY ! Wanna play Helldivers ?" "Sure thing. Let me hop on my PC." *Seven weeks later* "My bad i got busy" "You fucking John'ed me."

John'ed by JankyJuggalo August 28, 2025

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John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.

Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!

John Ed Rogers by Extremely Lucky KittymayIV May 27, 2021