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John Day
John Day is a celebration that occurs every October 30th from 9:00 AM to midnight. This celebration tends to be celebrated by going out to eat in a group of 3-4 people including someone named John and pulling good-natured practical jokes on the John in your group. To those who celebrate John Day it is considered to be the most entertaining time of year.
John day
John day by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017
John Day
John Day by Totally not John Day November 22, 2021
Aggravate John day
Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.
Aggravate John day by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020
Harass John Day
On July 30th, anyone can harass people with the first name of John and they can't do anything about it
Harass John Day by ThePotatoPilot December 17, 2022
National kiss John day
National kiss John day by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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