A 6 + ft muscular hunk, or in one case a rocking bad bitch, who are the descendants of a 6'4" English bear who enjoyed excessive homerotic posing, and had a wagon follow them around everywhere, only to fight a pasty ass vampire who is highkey his foster brother who lowkey wants to kill him and his bloodline. The Joestar's are proefficient in using their soul in the form of humanoid spirit things, and fighting others. The plot armor is strong with only one of these Joestars. Also, there's homoerotic posing if you didn't catch that.
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Joestar is a surname which mean "Your destiny is to fight evil."
"I am Jonathan Joestar, and I will eradicate you, Dio!"
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A bloodline of main characters in jojo’s bizarre adventure usually the son of a joestar except for two occasions one is the son of a gay vampire named DIO Brando who stole Jonathan Joestar’s body and did the nasty with tons of women without a rubber then one had a son Giorno Giovanna and jolyne kujo Jotaro Kujo’s daughter
Man those joestars truly have bizarre adventures
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The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.
Joseph Joestar is famous for his tactical retreat, also known as nigerundayo
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The act of killing four aztec gods with a pair of clacking balls and a month of training.
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Surviving many plane crashes,4 pillermen attacks two of which put rings on bodily organs, during world war 2, being friends with nazis,getting your hand bippity boppity booed out of existence ,still living to go on a 50 day adventures with your grandson,another high school student, your fortune teller friend a french guy and a dog, and killing a 100 year old vampire,then still living to help your other child whose a teenager and stopping a serial killer.
That mans such a joseph joestar he ain’t never gonna die
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Involuntary amputee who accidentally crashed his own funeral and was a trap at one point
Joseph Joestar is the best JoJo
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