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Joel K

Plays valorant but is only plat 1. He likes rocket league especially at 1am. Has a tiny penis and gets no women and is also turkish
by My Mummy is Funny March 5, 2023
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Joel Keeny

Not to be confused with Joe Keery who is his twin brother.
Gaten Matarazzo confirmed this with him in a video.
Gaten - Weren't you in that domino's pizza ad?
Joe - No that was my brother Joel Keeny
by sheepgrazer January 30, 2018
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Joel Kanitz

A sexy ass fool from a band called This Century! WOOT. :)
Myspace.com/ThisCentury
"Did you get a picture with Joel Kanitz at the show last night?"
by yomamainbigbear March 9, 2009
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Joel Kanitz

The adorable clean-living vocalist for This Century. From AZ. Used to do screamo in a band called Waste of Day. Loving father of Skylar (cat) and Cooper (dog). Looks mighty fine in a Pikachu costume. Artistic - he designed the album cover, logo and posters for Sound of Fire. Religious. Has an eargasmic voice and an extremely attractive face that makes the angels sing.
Joel Kanitz is thisclose to perfection.
by ThisCenturySophee July 25, 2011
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Joel Keith

Joel Keith is the number 1 sex offender of all time. He raped Lara with 2-inch cock which wasn't nice.
Stop being such a Joel Keith
by Jeff1088 September 2, 2019
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Joel King

The coolest kid i know. His friends pressure him to change majors and tell him his isnt real. Its sad, but he is nice.

He once went to brazil and brought me back a sammich it was nice.

He likes to hardcore party, you can usually find him around campus singing songs while playing his guitar. Some times he gets confused and brings out his rock band guitar, but its okay he is only a bit senial.

If he doesnt have a guitar with him, you will be sure to find him outside his dorm thinking about life's most radical thoughts. He is pretty gnarly.

He enjoys computers, music, volleyball, history, not taking calculus, english 015 composition and rhetoric, being an honors student (aka better than everyone else), and eating chinese food.
Ben:Dude did you see Joel King yet today?
Mark: Yeah... Gee Golly Gosh.... he sure is dreamy.
Ben: Are you okay?
Mark: Yeah, he is so cool. I want to be like him.
by ohhaiiiiiiiii March 29, 2010
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Joel Kavanagh

A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.
by Honest Indian August 30, 2010
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