Joe Swanson Syndrome

Occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. The result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.

Athlete 1: Man dude, I just benched 405!
Athlete 2: What's your squat?
Athlete 1: Squat? 135.
Bystander 1: Man, that guy has some serious Joe Swanson Syndrome.

Joe Swanson Syndrome by SwegWrestlur May 31, 2016

Get merch

Get the Joe Swanson Syndrome mug.

See more merch

Joe Swanson Syndrome

When you break your legs by risking your fucking life! Only idiots do this, and the definition namer did.

Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!

Joe Swanson Syndrome by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 9, 2020

Get merch

Related Words

Joe Swanson Syndrome • Joe Swanson • Joe Biden • Joe Mama • Joe D. • Joe Jonas • Joe The Plumber • Joe Rogan • joe momma • Joe-Bama

Shuffle