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Joe Polser 

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.
Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.
Joe Polser by Blake Boren October 8, 2019
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Joe Polser 

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.
Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.
Joe Polser by Blake Boren October 8, 2019
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