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joe pesci 

GOD! I ain't bullshittin he gets the job done.
I pray to Joe Pesci every night.
joe pesci by David Meacham January 20, 2003

joe pesci 

An actor with a career starting in 1961 with an uncredited appearance as a dancer in Hey Lets Twist (1961). Now 34 films under his belt including Raging Bull (1980), The Super & JFK (1991) and.. um, the Home Alone series. Not a bright moment I'd say. But, I guess he's the rich famous guy and I'm the one sitting here writing a definition of him, so who am I to say....?
joe pesci by mike1979 May 21, 2005

Joe Pesci 

To bring a girl to a car and immediately lower her head to one's penis for oral sex
1:05 of Casino
It'd be great to Joe Pesci a bitch and have her but gas in the car
Joe Pesci by Retronius December 30, 2007

joe pesci 

Someone starts on another person in the street or there is major grievance between two people the attacker or defender will make the case known that he is not amused.
Attacker: "look u want some?"
Defender: "ere, dont make me go joe pesci on ya"

Attacker and defender then ensue in an almighty bloody battle to the death on the streets.
joe pesci by ntfx April 3, 2003

Joe Pesci 

When you use your dick like a baseball bat, and smack a chick in the face with it while yelling, " Jew mudda fucka Jew mudda fucka."
That bitch is asking for a joe pesci.
Joe Pesci by Sammy Bones August 28, 2006

Joe Pesci 

When A girl Is talking and you don't care what she has to say. so you put her head in you're lap and shut her up with you're di*k. She doesn't fight it.
Betty is talking and jimmy could care less what she has to say. so little by little he moves her head to his cock and she knows what to do. He just pull a joe pesci
Joe Pesci by Jimmy Early February 18, 2009