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An often over-intelligent weak male who constantly places himself beneath the laughing, cocky, arrogant athletic, hetero pussy-hound, Male Jock butts and reeking feet of the Big Powerful Manly Jocks that bully him.
he thanks the Jocks who bully him and realizes that these Men are always right even when they are wrong.
he reveres them, views all of their typical bully behavior of swirly, when they all laugh at him, when they give him atomic wedgies, as simply a Real Man being Manly and as such, should always be given the reigns in whatever situation the Jock Bully decides, especially if it's extremely humiliating as that's when he is most useful to them.

he does all of their schoolwork and debases and humiliates himself on command, at their order. He does this because he enjoys feeding the Ego of the Real Man, having the honor of Them laughing at him, and being in his place as we all should (he believes): be beneath Them, enjoying the view of the Kings dictating Their property however they see fit.
Jock: "Okay fag, tell me what you are while you lick my butt... Hahahahaha"
Jock's fag: *mumbling through the Jock's butt hairs* "Jock's fag, SIR!!"
Jock: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LOVE MY STRAIGHT JOCK BUTT IN YOUR FACE HUH??"
Jocks fag: "Yes SIR it tastes just like a Manly Real Man should taste SIR, something I will never be or ever try to be, SIR"
Jock: "HAH!! Good faggot!! I think its swirly time after you're doing cleaning that spotless down there hahahaha!!!"
Jocks fag by jocksniffer October 9, 2022
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026