A jock is an idiot. For some reason,jocks get all the chicks even though they are arrogant and well..complete idiots. They think life's a sport and having sex with the cheerleaders. However, they end being the biggest losers.
" That jock thinks he's the king of the world because he's popular, but he's gonna end up being a loser flipping burgers at McDonalds."
I'm not saying all jocks end up flipping burgers, but usually the arrogant ones( and there's a lot of them)are the ones who end up being losers.
I'm not saying all jocks end up flipping burgers, but usually the arrogant ones( and there's a lot of them)are the ones who end up being losers.
by Eggy_Chuck5 May 26, 2005
An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.
And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.
And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.
Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"
by Blahb March 08, 2005
by Linton November 06, 2003
Athlete who is defined by being a dickweed, usually drives fast cars that their parents bought them (see prep). Try to be very manly and strong when in fact, they have less balls than britney spears.
by sir-j February 25, 2004
Jocks are people who are at High School, who think that they are better and superior than everyone. They tend to only have about 10 friends, which are on the same sports team as them. And they walk around in groups trying to find people who are different to them, and give them insults or beat them up. And they are complete assholes if you try to talk to them.
normal guy: Hey Matt, how do you manage to do that kick?
Matt Jock: Why the fuck should I tell you? go find some friends you little twat. Your crap at sport.
Matt Jock: Why the fuck should I tell you? go find some friends you little twat. Your crap at sport.
by MikeDeam August 05, 2006
by A-Man October 19, 2003
A complete douchebag. the guy that shot dimebag darrell was one, thats what happens when jocks get ahold of good music they misinterpret it.
by Horatio "filthy" Sanchez March 15, 2005
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