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Guy 1 : yo look at this land shark
guy 2 : yeah probs name it jo jo
jo jo by Jo Jo the Land Shark May 22, 2018
Words you can keep
a slang word for weed/cannibis/joint/spliff/bifta ect
person 1: you got any jo jo ?

person 2: yer do u want sum on my jojo?

person 1: yer mayte gotta love the jojo

person 2: so do i mmmmm jo jo !!
jo jo by jo jo lover October 31, 2008
Is when you nickname your partner/lovers Private part. A "it's short for".
You have the best Jo Jo.
Jo Jo by Maggie Pie March 11, 2007
Seasoned, fried potato wedge, larger than a french fry. Localized usage in the Pacific Northwest.
Your jo-jos are too bland. You need to add some Johnny's.
jo-jo by Joel Shaver February 25, 2008
1. (verb) When someone comes up behind you and sticks their thumb or some other object in you butt. Not so forcefully as to cause penetration, but with enough force to squeeze your cheeks.
1. Man Kendyll ran up behind me at practice and gave me a jo-jo with his stick.
jo-jo by Hunter April 13, 2006
A name given to a person (usually a female) when his or her real name can not be remembered.
Person A: "I saw whats her name yesterday."
Person B: "Who?"
Person A: "You know, the brunette chick."
Person B: "Who?"
Person A: "Jo-Jo."
Person B: "Oh yeah, now I know who you're talkin about."
jo-jo by The Jew Guy May 18, 2006
smart, usually in mathematics and science. a super pro with amazing skillzz. can make retarded white kids weep.
Guy #1: Dude! Did you see that Jo-Jo?
Guy #2: I know! He has a freaking 5.0 GPA!

Guy #1: Dude! That Jo-Jo is a beast!
Guy #2: He could get ANYthing he wanted!

Guy #1: HAHA! DID YOU SEE THAT JO-JO BEAT THAT WIMP UP?
Guy #2: HAHA! I know, hes a bauss.
Jo-Jo by asdfyo December 9, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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