jkizzles

a different form of the phrase: "just kidding"

R: "OMG your mom is fat!!!"
E: "No effing way. Youre ugly and stupid."
R: "Oh I'm just jkizzles..."
E: "What the efff?"
R: "'Jizzles!' You know, like jkjk or jp or just kidding?
E: "oh OMG! Jkizzles!"
R: "Jkizzles!"
YAYYY!

jkizzles by rebioreri October 14, 2009

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Jizzless

Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.

You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.

Jizzless by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009

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jizzlestick

1)Someone obsessed with the nicknames involved in The University Of Sheffield Hockey Club.

2)A sexual act involving a chicken.

see also Dillip Dhillon

'I can't believe that Jizzlestick got off with Pogo!'

jizzlestick by Vivek Balachander February 7, 2008

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jizzles

adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.

This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.

"Yo i'd tap dat gash once for jizzles"
"ha ha ha, that is jizzles"

jizzles by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006