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Jizz nizzer 

Someone who is constantly rude to you; takes out their hostility on unsuspecting and unjust victims.
Bob: What's the issue between you and Derek?
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.
Jizz nizzer by IBetThisIsn'tTaken January 10, 2008

jizz nizzer

(adjective), (noun)
someone who is sapiosexual or sexually attracted to smart people
a jizz nizzer will be attracted to curious, creative and smart people.
I'm self-identified as jizz nizzer.
jizz nizzer by furkidd January 25, 2026
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