Jizz hair

When a man receives oral sex and decides to jizz all over the girls hair without the bitch's consent.

"Dude, last saturday i gave jizz hair to that girl after she sucked my dick......man that shit was sticky up there, looked like hair gel"

Jizz hair by John Jacob Jingelheimer Shmitt February 12, 2004

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Jizz in the hair

when you're going doggy style and the guy pulls out and jizzes all over the person on bottom's hair

When Matt and Hannah did it doggy style she got Jizz in the hair

Jizz in the hair by My dirty harry August 22, 2011

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long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

long haired jizz expert by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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