Jizz Jerker 

A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.

"Hey, man. Did you see Great Expectations?"
"Yeah, that was so fuggin' erotic, a real Jizz Jerker."

Jizz Jerker by Apathetically, Alexis October 5, 2009

jizz jerkey 

jerkey made of, or mostly consisting of jizz.

Karen:"Hey Mike! This jizz jerkey is delicious!"

jizz jerkey by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010