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Jivesh

THIS BOY HAS SUCH NICE EYES AND HE PROLLY PLAYS FORT ON PC
he's chill and will be there for u

HES SO FUCKING DIRTY MINDED BUT THATS OK- :D
Person: im smartter than u
jivesh: nobody asked
person: i did
jivesh: ur mom
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This name has only ever been found in an ancient Sumerian clay tablet, or at least we think it was this. Quite a bit of blood had congealed on the tablet, and it looked like someone had tried to burn it. Mind you, the blood would normally be quite unsightly in and of itself but some poor bugger seemed to have been tied to an obsidian sacrificial stone with the tablet on his chest, and we only found this stone in a sealed chamber. Current translations of the plaque on the chamber range from "Here lies the name of that being who shall be glorious beyond measure, but be careful for the glory of the name may be too much for the beholder." to "Your wife is a big respectful hippo whose dung-beetles may rule with ever-lasting flatulence", depending on subjective opinions of slight accents on the script. Personally, I find the second one rather doubtful if only because my wife isn't particularly big relative to the population mean (although in America, that's not saying much)."
1. Jivesh. Incidentally, I own a pretty upscale drug farm and we'll have a discount ready for you!
2. Jivesh. AAARRGRGRHRHGRHRH!! the second phrase has been postulated to mean "I would like to eat your foot!"

(see Pratchett, 1994) and "Wonderful weather we're having!", although only the Welsh seem to interpret it the second way
by disembowel_meself_honorably September 19, 2017
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jivesh

literally means "Lord of all living things" (in Sanskrit)
Expected that those carrying this name live up to this definition.
However, having multiple lords of living things is strange and problematic. There can only be one. If you're reading this as your name, and you know you didn't write it - be concerned for your safety. As we should all be. 🙂
"Hey Jivesh, have you met Jivesh?" "Wait, what? He's Jivesh?" "Yes, and I've found you." screaming that is suddenly cut off, followed by a this, perhaps of a body falling
"There can ONLY be one."
by tower-of-babel April 16, 2020
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Jitesh

A brave person doesn't fear anything ,keeps himself away from fights but when it comes to him he wins the game .he is very mischievous and very hard-working ,he is passionate about his work or whatsoever is assigned to him he will do his best ,very friendly and pet of everyone ,a great friend ,he knows his love of his life and no matter what the situation is he will always love her like no other
I hope you were like Jitesh a perfect guy to hangout with!!
by Your faithful one May 2, 2018
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Jiveshake

Similar to a hanshake except instead of grabbing the whole hand, the participants grab onto the base of the thumb.

Originates from mid 80's black hip-hop culture but is now an accepted greeting among all brothas

Variations include bending the fingers after release, snapping ones fingers or even a fist pound in some cases.
Since I have a diverse group of friends, I often have to switch from the handshake to the jiveshake.
by pp0525 January 8, 2008
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Pulling A Jigesh

To overachieve and try your very hardest; To go insanely try hard
Hey? Why are you "pulling a Jigesh" on the homework that is due in a month?
by SBP123 November 11, 2014
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Jinesh

meaning to be awesome with the ladies , rich and powerful , sexy , intelligent , strong , slick and resourceful. Ironman of the real world. to have a great aura and be surrounded by all things heavenly. a jinesh will never fail to deliver and will always rise above all in adversity. his mission : to help Ruzan. his true identity : ironman
oh he's so jinesh , i want him to take me roughly in the barn
by babs420 October 5, 2012
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