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A jiplomat is an ambassador appointed by a corrupt executive administration that's sole purpose is to exploit his or her's assigned country for its natural resources or civil and commercial contracts.
That crappy Jiplomat hired an contractor from Jasper, Wyoming to rebuild the electrical grid after hurricane Maria hit San Juan.

Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!
jiplomat by Torbert October 13, 2020
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Joy Impared Person Of Rage

Term coined by youtuber AwakenwithJP (3M subscribers). Acronym coined by comments section.
Dont be such a jipor
JIPOR by MrSunTan99 July 22, 2023
"Jislord" or "Jizzlord" is slang for a particularly enthusiastic onanist, usually someone who spends most of his time perusing questionable 'entertainment' videos whilst locked in his bedroom in his parents' house.
He was well-recognised as the Jislord of the school, the matron and the dinner-lady being the main focus of his attentions.
"Jislord" or "Jizzlord" is slang for a particularly enthusiastic onanist, usually someone who spends most of his time perusing questionable 'entertainment' videos whilst locked in his bedroom in his parents' house.
"He was the Jislord of the school. The matron and the dinner-lady were among his favourite wank fantasies."
A cat that produces copious amounts of jizz
That Jislord cat be jizzing all over my toilet brush!
Jislord by Gorgonga May 20, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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