jimmy john

when someone fools or takes advantage of an other.

I just got jimmy johned!

by kris p bacon August 13, 2011

jimmy john

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.

John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.

by The manliest November 17, 2017

jimmy john joe

a attractive bitch who will cunt fuck you any day.

hey you jimmy john joe

by baby_devil May 14, 2019

jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

Jimmy John’d

A sexual threesome, or ménage á trois, involving two overweight men and a third thin or athletic person who is sandwiched between the other two.

I got Jimmy John’d by the two fat dudes at the party.

by Darthfather December 7, 2025

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it

She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after

by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023