Jimmy Floyd 

A term of modern rhyming slang derived from the rat-faced footballer Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. Refers to the act of male masturbation.

Sorry I'm late. I had a cheeky Jimmy Floyd before I left the house.

Jimmy Floyd by Secretive Jim February 28, 2005

Jimmy Floyd 

The act of having a very sexually attractive woman shit into a dixie cup. The man shall then take the dixie cup, get his dixie hard, and masturbate with the cup o' shit while staring at the woman until an adequate ejaculation has been accomplished.

That girl was so fucking fine i wanted to pull a Jimmy Floyd with her.

My dick is still a little brown and stinky from the Jimmy Floyd marathon yesterday.

Jimmy Floyd by Grannypannies12 December 19, 2016

jimmy floyd 

Footballer for Middlesbrough football club.

He moans but don't diss him or I'll kill your mam.

jimmy floyd by Mark Viduka May 9, 2005

jimmy floyd 

Elves that run the underground in Superbia. A local club.

I'm off to Jimmy Floyd. Are you game?

jimmy floyd by Mark Viduka May 9, 2005

Jimmy Floyd 

jimmy floyd hasselbaink - wank

im off 4 a jimmy,

i had a jimmy under the old rug

Jimmy Floyd by Chan March 26, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019