Jimmy Floyd 

A term of modern rhyming slang derived from the rat-faced footballer Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. Refers to the act of male masturbation.

Sorry I'm late. I had a cheeky Jimmy Floyd before I left the house.

Jimmy Floyd by Secretive Jim February 28, 2005

Jimmy Floyd 

The act of having a very sexually attractive woman shit into a dixie cup. The man shall then take the dixie cup, get his dixie hard, and masturbate with the cup o' shit while staring at the woman until an adequate ejaculation has been accomplished.

That girl was so fucking fine i wanted to pull a Jimmy Floyd with her.

My dick is still a little brown and stinky from the Jimmy Floyd marathon yesterday.

Jimmy Floyd by Grannypannies12 December 19, 2016

jimmy floyd 

Footballer for Middlesbrough football club.

He moans but don't diss him or I'll kill your mam.

jimmy floyd by Mark Viduka May 9, 2005

jimmy floyd 

Elves that run the underground in Superbia. A local club.

I'm off to Jimmy Floyd. Are you game?

jimmy floyd by Mark Viduka May 9, 2005

Jimmy Floyd 

jimmy floyd hasselbaink - wank

im off 4 a jimmy,

i had a jimmy under the old rug

Jimmy Floyd by Chan March 26, 2005