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Jimmy Floyd 

A term of modern rhyming slang derived from the rat-faced footballer Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. Refers to the act of male masturbation.
Sorry I'm late. I had a cheeky Jimmy Floyd before I left the house.
Jimmy Floyd by Secretive Jim February 28, 2005
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Jimmy Floyd 

The act of having a very sexually attractive woman shit into a dixie cup. The man shall then take the dixie cup, get his dixie hard, and masturbate with the cup o' shit while staring at the woman until an adequate ejaculation has been accomplished.
That girl was so fucking fine i wanted to pull a Jimmy Floyd with her.

My dick is still a little brown and stinky from the Jimmy Floyd marathon yesterday.
Jimmy Floyd by Grannypannies12 December 19, 2016

jimmy floyd 

Footballer for Middlesbrough football club.
He moans but don't diss him or I'll kill your mam.
jimmy floyd by Mark Viduka May 9, 2005

jimmy floyd 

Elves that run the underground in Superbia. A local club.
I'm off to Jimmy Floyd. Are you game?
jimmy floyd by Mark Viduka May 9, 2005

Jimmy Floyd 

jimmy floyd hasselbaink - wank
im off 4 a jimmy,

i had a jimmy under the old rug
Jimmy Floyd by Chan March 26, 2005
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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