Jimmy Dean

Used in place of ATM or Ass to Mouth for anal sex followed by oral. In other words, "brown and serve".

"you ready for a little Jimmy Dean action?"
"what's that"
"brown and serve baby, brown and serve"

by Narfle T. Garthok February 22, 2009

Jimmy Dean

A form of food foreplay performed by scrambling enough eggs to fill a girls panties before putting a breakfast sausage in her twat. A compelling breakfast as you are able to do a body shot of maple syrup before eating your way through the eggs to the sausage.

Sorry for being late; you know me and Betty had to get our Jimmy Dean on for breakfast.

by OneCentWonder October 18, 2019

Jimmy Dean

A pile of shit that has been rolled into a round disc and frozen. The Jimmy Dean is then typically placed in an open car window or under a door.

Bro 1: "Bro, that stupid prof gave me a C!"

Bro 2: "Bro, you should totally slip a Jimmy Dean in his car!"

by theminiondotcom July 14, 2016

Jimmy Dean

When you take a shit and shave your balls at the same time and your hair sticks to your shit and looks like a porcupine.

"honey, you didn't flush your jimmy dean again!"

by Matt Time June 27, 2008

Jimmy Dean

To be screwed over; To get the sausage. To get dicked over.
To reference the dick or trouser sausage.

Man, when he got fired, he got the "Jimmy Dean".
She needs the "Jimmy Dean"

by CPTJoe November 1, 2007

Jimmy Dean

verb, a back-formation from the sausage introduced by former country-western musician Jimmy Dean;denotes a celebrity leaving the entertainment business to produce commerical products. Will someday be applied to Kid Rock, Eminem, and Al Sharpton.

Hoo-doggie! That Eminem sure Jimmy Deaned when he introduced that new line of tampons!

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006

Jimmy Dean

Verb.
During intercourse, the man stuffs the womans vagina with ground beef, as much as will fit. Afterwards, she pushes to force the newly formed log out into something that barely resembles a log of jimmy dean ground beef

Man 1: I heard you got pretty weird with the wife last night
Man 2: yeah, I jimmy dean'd her. She wasnt too happy about it

by Thatrandomguyoverthere February 7, 2020