jim tom

The absolute biggest honkey name that will have ever lived.

Hey jim tom I heard that you go to second base with your cousin last night !

by Cletus jr. June 3, 2014

Tomato jim

Someone that is incompetent at something, even though they signed up for it willingly.

Dude you're such a Tomato jim.
Did they lie on their resume or something, how did this Tomato jim get through.
You signed for this camp, you Tomato jim!

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

Jimtom

Usually a verb, To Jimtom ones self is to fuck ones self over in the most serious possible way. Also a noun if someone is being a bit of a cunt

Max, "Did you hear about the guy that went shooting and blew his own balls off?"
Dean, "Yeah, he totally jimtommed himself."
Dean, "Max, I would just like to say...………. I have decided that I would like to make love to you."
Max, " Get to fuck and have a word with yourself, you Jimtom!!"

by Max Ho Tep January 31, 2019