Skip to main content
Usually a verb, To Jimtom ones self is to fuck ones self over in the most serious possible way. Also a noun if someone is being a bit of a cunt
Max, "Did you hear about the guy that went shooting and blew his own balls off?"
Dean, "Yeah, he totally jimtommed himself."
Dean, "Max, I would just like to say...………. I have decided that I would like to make love to you."
Max, " Get to fuck and have a word with yourself, you Jimtom!!"
Jimtom by Max Ho Tep January 31, 2019
Words you can keep

Jimtober 

The birthday month of none other, the beautiful, jaw dropping Park Jimin!
ARMY #1:Guess what?

ARMY #2 :It's Jimtober
Jimtober by Park_Seonghwa&Jimin October 20, 2019
Related Words
Getting completely schmacked to a point where you want Jimmyjohns but can't properly say it.
*rips bong* Hey guys I want some Jimjomm.
Jimjomm by JimJomm February 7, 2019

Jimtober 

Jimins birthday month. It is about him and him only.
I’m so happy it’s jimtober!
Jimtober by Thebestot7btsstan October 2, 2021

jimbombed 

To get extremely black out drunk in the result of doing regrettable things at any time or any day of the week.
Im down to get jimbombed and drink a fifth of some soco
jimbombed by the bulls November 17, 2011
a not real, fake, or made up word
adfkded is not in the dictionary, it is definitely a jimjom.
jimjom by grandeande May 30, 2009

jitomata 

Jitomata is the female version of Jitomate, Jitomate is spanish for tomato
Person1 says:Tu eres un Jitomate!
person2 says: Si yo soy Jitomate, Tu eres Jitomata
jitomata by Techupo El'pito August 2, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
Next