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Jimtom 

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Usually a verb, To Jimtom ones self is to fuck ones self over in the most serious possible way. Also a noun if someone is being a bit of a cunt
Max, "Did you hear about the guy that went shooting and blew his own balls off?"
Dean, "Yeah, he totally jimtommed himself."
Dean, "Max, I would just like to say...………. I have decided that I would like to make love to you."
Max, " Get to fuck and have a word with yourself, you Jimtom!!"
Jimtom by Max Ho Tep January 31, 2019
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Jimtober 

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The birthday month of none other, the beautiful, jaw dropping Park Jimin!
ARMY #1:Guess what?

ARMY #2 :It's Jimtober
Jimtober by Park_Seonghwa&Jimin October 20, 2019
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Jimjomm 

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Getting completely schmacked to a point where you want Jimmyjohns but can't properly say it.
*rips bong* Hey guys I want some Jimjomm.
Jimjomm by JimJomm February 7, 2019

Jimtober 

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Jimin’s birthday month. It is about him and him only.
I’m so happy it’s jimtober!
Jimtober by Thebestot7btsstan October 2, 2021

jimbombed 

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To get extremely black out drunk in the result of doing regrettable things at any time or any day of the week.
Im down to get jimbombed and drink a fifth of some soco
jimbombed by the bulls November 17, 2011

jimjom 

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adfkded is not in the dictionary, it is definitely a jimjom.
jimjom by grandeande May 30, 2009

jitomata 

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Jitomata is the female version of Jitomate, Jitomate is spanish for tomato
Person1 says:Tu eres un Jitomate!
person2 says: Si yo soy Jitomate, Tu eres Jitomata
jitomata by Techupo El'pito August 2, 2006
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