Usually a verb, To Jimtom ones self is to fuck ones self over in the most serious possible way. Also a noun if someone is being a bit of a cunt
Max, "Did you hear about the guy that went shooting and blew his own balls off?"
Dean, "Yeah, he totally jimtommed himself."
Dean, "Max, I would just like to say...………. I have decided that I would like to make love to you."
Max, " Get to fuck and have a word with yourself, you Jimtom!!"
by Max Ho Tep January 31, 2019
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