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Jewish Blowjob 

Actually a dry hand job given by the usually stingy Jew chick.
Ted: Yo did you hook up with that Schwartz chick last night?
Me: Yeah and all I got was a lousy Jewish Blowjob.
Ted: Bro I'm sorry man.
Jewish Blowjob by White C April 28, 2013

jewish blowjob 

When someone jerks you off during a blowjob and doesn't use enough of there mouth.
Mark : "My girl was giving me a jewish blowjob last night,she barely used her mouth and throat game at all."

Jacob : "Damn playa that sucks"
jewish blowjob by KiidBro July 1, 2025
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