Jewd

Also known as Jood. often confused with Jewed. Jewd is food that Jewish kids are allowed to eat because it has the 'K' for kosher on it.

"Hey man, want a slice of this wild bear i shot in the woods with my nerf gun?"
"Aww dude, I would but my mom only lets me eat Jewd."

by LOOOOOuie April 25, 2008

jewd

When someone gets ripped off, less for what they payed/earned.

Fuck that Pot dealer just jewd us.

We got a Jewie amout of Pot.

by Ben Tafe September 06, 2008

jewd

When one is conned into paying much more for a good or service than it is actually worth.

"I was jewd by that rabbi who charged me 5 cents for a blessing; what a bastard!"

by Paul John March 26, 2005

jewd

an anti-semitist word with the same deffinition as "jiped."

"I can't belive that, i just got jewd!"

by Willi M September 21, 2005

jewd

an anti-semitist word with the same deffinition as "jiped."

"I can't belive that, i just got jewd!"

by Willi M July 18, 2008

jewd

A combination of the words jew and dude

Whoa Adam Diamond is so awesome, he's a Jewd

by The REAL Stephen Baldwin January 07, 2006

dirty jewd

A dirty jewd is when you get pissed with your mates and start 2-3 person conga lines, get kicked out of a pub and then go home and throw all your fruit over the neighbours fence.

Me and Neyd went to the pig last night, got shit faced and pulled a dirty jewd ! The neighbours weren’t too impressed the next day !

by Dirty Neyd May 09, 2020