brooks: fyi, I need to jet'ski, so don't go for a few minutes
by Cedric Collins January 20, 2004
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A good friend or close buddy. Someone you see on a regular basis that you enjoy the company of.
Guy 1: Waddup jetski?
Guy 2: Not much, just watching TV.
by Superman92 May 08, 2011
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This is a long in-depth process, but it's totally worth it!
The guy drinks alot of water or what not for several days, but does not piss. It will hurt and be very hard to pull off, but just go with it.
Eventually when he can't hold it any longer, the girl begins to pleasure him and while he is on his back and about to cum she sits repeatedly on his abdomen to force him to urinate while he is trying to jizz. The force on the stomach will cause to pee stream to shoot up in the air. The pain is simply Elysian.
Dude I went three days without taking a piss but it was so worth it when my ho jet ski'd me in a carnal fury.
by Stevethepainninja March 29, 2008
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v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound and simultaneously releasing one's bodily fluids all over the place. To mimic the rooster tail of a Jet ski.
Wouldn't you love to see Donald Trump Jet ski Michelle Obama.
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by Slutbag69 January 03, 2017
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