1. a figure of speech meaning that you have bad luck
2. a possible death threat from a guy named Jesus
3. funny to say to a religious person
2. a possible death threat from a guy named Jesus
3. funny to say to a religious person
Person A: Geez man, that's some really bad luck. Shit... Jesus hates you!
Person B: Who's Jesus?
Person A: Not sure... it's just a figure of speech. I think it was the leader of some cult back in medieval times.
Person B: Who's Jesus?
Person A: Not sure... it's just a figure of speech. I think it was the leader of some cult back in medieval times.
by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 4, 2010
Get the Jesus hates youmug.