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1. a figure of speech meaning that you have bad luck

2. a possible death threat from a guy named Jesus

3. funny to say to a religious person
Person A: Geez man, that's some really bad luck. Shit... Jesus hates you!

Person B: Who's Jesus?

Person A: Not sure... it's just a figure of speech. I think it was the leader of some cult back in medieval times.
by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 04, 2010
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