The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.
by Headcircus January 19, 2011
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A statement of utter disbelief expressed when one finds themselves in the worst case scenario. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
When Ted realized the car was running out of gas, he pulled to the side of the road and got out of the car. He muttered "JesusFuckingChrist" when he saw that he just drove over nails and now had two flat tires.
Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.
Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.
by rockythecat December 5, 2009
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2. An ass hole; Douchebag; etc.
3. A particularly delicious chocolate cake from Chili's
2. An ass hole; Douchebag; etc.
3. A particularly delicious chocolate cake from Chili's
"Man that cake was such a jesusfucker! Why don't we go to Chili's more often?"
"Shut up! God, you're such a Jesusfucker!"
"Shut up! God, you're such a Jesusfucker!"
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(apologies to all you religious types, but it IS used every now and then...)
(apologies to all you religious types, but it IS used every now and then...)
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