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When a man takes a woman's patties (her breasts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). He then slaps her across the forehead with his boner, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (cum on her feet) and make her "sleep with da fishes" (pee on her face)
ay-yo douchebag, i totally gave Snookie a Jersey Hamburger after I gave her a Jersey Hotdog
by JerseyBoi Yee December 27, 2010
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When you're going to pound town and you fold her in half "hamburger style" putting her feet behind her head. There's a proud New Jersian who claims that this is his signature move making it the Jersey Hamburger.
Vinny: Hey Tony, you get a piece of ass last night?
Tony: Yea bro, I have her the ol Jersey Hamburger.
by Fhritp16 July 29, 2016
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