Jersey Bagel
“Yeah man, I took her home and when she took her pants off she had a jersey bagel, it looked like the coochie was blowing kisses at me”
Jersey Bagel by lewisblewis December 14, 2020
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Jersey Bagel
Jersey Bagel by Muls May 30, 2021
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Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese
When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!
Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.
Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008
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