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A champion's champion. Natural born leader. Proud but not arrogant. Loud but not boastful. Intelligent but not demeaning to others. Considerate but not a kiss-ass. Can touch his nose with his tongue & fondle a girl's tonsils while kissing, but knows when to hold his tongue & not speak. Has the patients of a Saint, unless some asshole is tailgating him. Chiseled pecs reminiscent of a Greek Statue. Balls of steel & of course, a nice fat cock!!! Women long to be with him, desiring to feel his powerful hands so delicately & gently caressing their quivering, naked bodies...... most men feel this way too.................
Listen to how much better these famous lines sound when the name Jeremy is inserted:

"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."

"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
by badass143 February 06, 2010
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1. outright sarcastic but very friendly
2. softhearted
3. compassionate
4. lovable
5. talented in music and arts
Jeremy's humor is sarcastic but you can count on him in helping the poor and the needy.
by loli pop February 02, 2010
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Jeremy chanels Elegua. Offer him divine love from afar.
Jeremy is divine and cannot be bullied.
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The poops that come out of your ass right after recieving an enema.
Man, that guys a real Jeremy!
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The kindest and most generous guy in the world. Gentle, giving and a security blanket. If only more people were like Jeremy. Someone who stays true to himself and will always care for the ones he loves. He enjoys athletics, nature and studying. He's the whole package. He's got the looks, the charm, the smile and any girl would be lucky to have him. A true keeper who should be kept close to you heart and even closer to your soul.
person 1: i need me some jeremy
person 2: well he doesn't come in a bottle you will have to go out and find him
person 1: sure thing i do. i better start my search immediately
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