A huge pair of buttcheeks with a highly coveted asshole. These enormous asscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of fucking them.

After years as a struggling actor, Tony finally landed a small part in a major Hollywood movie. He says if he makes it big, he's gonna try to fuck Jennifer Lopez.
by HyperKnight July 13, 2008
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a hot latino singer who comes from Bronx, she is very talented and has the nicest ass you could ever see
girl: hey aint that jennifer lopez?
boy: yeah i can see by the ass, i wouldn't mind hiting her from the back
girl: you b*stard, you had anal sex with me yesterday now you see a bitch from TV and diss me?!
by Krak2005 February 25, 2006
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highly successful Puerto Rican American who has learned to hire people who can keep her image in the media far beyond the level her talent would otherwise suggest.
Jennifer Lopez was on tv tonight on six different stations just because her marriage is on again/off again/on again/off again. Should we really care so much about celebrities. They are just like us, only rich beyond our wildest imaginations.
by dp September 21, 2003
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A boring, self-centered celebrity with an ass that's big enough to have its own gravitational pull.
Jennifer Lopez was on TV again...yay.
by x_Summer_x February 04, 2006
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half-puerto-rican 32 year old who blabs on and on about being from humble beginnings but really went to private school and when she was 16 she was getting dance lessons from the same people who train broadway stars....

Nice arse tho.
by Snowy (formally Kilo Lobo) August 26, 2003
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Horrible, no talent loser, whose idea of fashion includes fur in her own line of tacky garments.
The fur industry assumes its buyers are ignorant, unintelligent and empty. So does Jennifer Lopez.
by Darkly December 16, 2005
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The best goddamn English teacher in the game. BTW might have been touched as a little kid! AKA: JLO
Jennifer Lopez was in the classroom ranting on how women are better than men.
by GOODGUYAIDAN March 05, 2020
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