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Jenga Master 

It is foretold in the Ancient Greek's books of prophecies that, one day, a man will rise to power using His awesome skills and abilities in the standing puzzle game, Jenga. He who is self-prophetic as The Jenga Master must prove himself inside the Temple of Apollo in Corinth.
The only man notably recognized as The Jenga Master goes by one name, and one name only: "Vin".
He has had swift and ruthless competition through His struggles, but nevertheless, remains undefeated in the perilous game of Jenga.
Jenga Masters go to a seperate afterlife than all others in His religion. He is in the top tier of the heavens, for he has deserved it. In this level of the heavens, there are armies of Eva Longoria's, Zooey Deschanel's, Katy Perry's, and that girl from the new Tron movie. All waiting to pleasure Him in whatever way He wants.
Jenga Master by TheJengaMaster October 13, 2011
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Jenga Master 

Somebody who is a Jenga Pro. They possess the ultimate skills when it comes to removing the blocks of wood, Jenga Masters can manoeuvre in the very trickiest of situations.
Girl: 'He'll never get that one out, there's no way it won't topple over...there's no way out'
(Boy removes jenga piece with impossible skill)
Girl: Wow...that guy, is a Jenga Master.

jengamaster 

n. One who displays an extraordinary prowess at drinking games which directly leads to gratuitous nudity or debaucherous acts.

v. A fantastical display of drinking-game profess, ultimately leading to gratuitous nudity or debaucherous acts.
(noun) "Dude, you are such a jengamaster when the ladies come over for Kings."

(verb) "I can't believe you jengamastered Stefanie out of her top last night!"
jengamaster by jibbery jive January 1, 2006
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026