Jenga Master 

It is foretold in the Ancient Greek's books of prophecies that, one day, a man will rise to power using His awesome skills and abilities in the standing puzzle game, Jenga. He who is self-prophetic as The Jenga Master must prove himself inside the Temple of Apollo in Corinth.
The only man notably recognized as The Jenga Master goes by one name, and one name only: "Vin".
He has had swift and ruthless competition through His struggles, but nevertheless, remains undefeated in the perilous game of Jenga.

Jenga Masters go to a seperate afterlife than all others in His religion. He is in the top tier of the heavens, for he has deserved it. In this level of the heavens, there are armies of Eva Longoria's, Zooey Deschanel's, Katy Perry's, and that girl from the new Tron movie. All waiting to pleasure Him in whatever way He wants.

Jenga Master by TheJengaMaster October 13, 2011

Jenga Master 

Somebody who is a Jenga Pro. They possess the ultimate skills when it comes to removing the blocks of wood, Jenga Masters can manoeuvre in the very trickiest of situations.

Girl: 'He'll never get that one out, there's no way it won't topple over...there's no way out'
(Boy removes jenga piece with impossible skill)
Girl: Wow...that guy, is a Jenga Master.

Jenga Master by the no1 source of knowledge December 28, 2010

jengamaster 

n. One who displays an extraordinary prowess at drinking games which directly leads to gratuitous nudity or debaucherous acts.

v. A fantastical display of drinking-game profess, ultimately leading to gratuitous nudity or debaucherous acts.

(noun) "Dude, you are such a jengamaster when the ladies come over for Kings."

(verb) "I can't believe you jengamastered Stefanie out of her top last night!"

jengamaster by jibbery jive January 1, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016