Jelp is an orange substance made entirely of jelp
it is often consumed by joe biden as he needs it to live and is entirely made of jelp as it fuels his dark powers
the world itself is jelp
the jelp is coming and you cannot escape it
it is often consumed by joe biden as he needs it to live and is entirely made of jelp as it fuels his dark powers
the world itself is jelp
the jelp is coming and you cannot escape it
by GaspKujo February 11, 2023
When you get scared you jump and yelp. It is what you do when in a scary movie you don't c the crap coming so you Jelp.
by Coolguytavin April 06, 2015
by NOTMYREALNAMEDONTWORRY! March 13, 2022
by no one in particular December 10, 2015
to help someone give a “job” (hand job, blow job ect.) either talk them through it or physically help them give their “job”
i’m need jelp laney idk what i’m doing and you are used to it hoe ass bitch. i’m just kidding i love you but i need jelp.
by frankielaneyandshannonneedjelp May 29, 2018
"Jelp", often confused with a misspelling of the word "Help" is actually a combination of the words "Jelq" and "Help". This word is used as a sort of shorthand for the sentence "I need help Jelqing" and is most commonly seen in exclusively capital letters to show urgency. You can expect someone like a close friend to send you this word.
"JELP"
by Lucid Moth January 28, 2025