Jelp

Jelp is an orange substance made entirely of jelp
it is often consumed by joe biden as he needs it to live and is entirely made of jelp as it fuels his dark powers
the world itself is jelp

the jelp is coming and you cannot escape it
"What the jelp", "I'm gonna bust down jelpy style", "I couldn't stop jelping everywhere"
by GaspKujo February 11, 2023
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When you get scared you jump and yelp. It is what you do when in a scary movie you don't c the crap coming so you Jelp.
when I scared him he jelped so hard I fell to the ground crying from laughter.
by Coolguytavin April 06, 2015
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Jelp

Basically saying help but in a more fashionable way. All thanks to your beloved, Poop Candler.
"Jelp why does Josuke pose like that."
by NOTMYREALNAMEDONTWORRY! March 13, 2022
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Coolguytavin sucks at writing definitions sorry bro just trying to jelp
by no one in particular December 10, 2015
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awww man, she is soooooo jelp!
by hottie77 May 04, 2009
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to help someone give a “job” (hand job, blow job ect.) either talk them through it or physically help them give their “job”
i’m need jelp laney idk what i’m doing and you are used to it hoe ass bitch. i’m just kidding i love you but i need jelp.
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"Jelp", often confused with a misspelling of the word "Help" is actually a combination of the words "Jelq" and "Help". This word is used as a sort of shorthand for the sentence "I need help Jelqing" and is most commonly seen in exclusively capital letters to show urgency. You can expect someone like a close friend to send you this word.
"JELP"
by Lucid Moth January 28, 2025
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