Jelpus 

1) when someone is trying to make something seem much cooler than it really is
2) someone acting like what they are doing is cool when it is actually really lame

Yo... Chris was so jelpus when he walks around wearing his headphones with no music playing.

Jelpus by Bo_diz September 6, 2013

jelouse 

How unintelligent people who think they are better than someone spells "jealous".

Danny is so jelouse of my work!

jelouse by ttsse February 5, 2013

Jelous

A person who is very Embarrassed but also aware of his/hers mistakes (Grammar for example)

Person A: That man is very Jelous.
Person B: What makes you think that?
Person A: He spelled Jealous wrong.

Jelous by KBPv's Homeowner February 5, 2022

jersey jelousy

A desire to hate on New Jersey due to a burning feeling of inadaquacy stemming from not living in New Jersey.

In a classic case of jersey jelousy the Pittsburg resident called New Jersey the armpit of the country.

jersey jelousy by Jersey Ed October 10, 2007

jellus 

meaning jealous.

he was jellus of her ONE POINT FIVE INCH LOBES!!11!

jellus by uhg October 16, 2008

jelus 

Jealous in shorthand/1337/whatever. See jealous.

<Guy1> woohoo I just found a bag of money!
<Guy2> bastard
<Guy1> ooh you = jelus

jelus by theGreenBunny March 11, 2004

Jewpuss 

A jewpuss is a women whom will not give you any booty. Or if your women wont give you any booty, she is jewpussing you. Lack of effort on the females part to give you some booty.

When Sally told Bob she didnt want to because she had a headache, Bob mumbled "jewpuss" under his breath.

Jewpuss by Don J August 8, 2007