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Verb: To say "nigger" spontaneously or miserably failing to replace words with "jew". To fail a math class when you're almost the perfect stereotypical asian. To watch excessive goat porn while playing WoW. To replace a buttload of letters with "w".
To want a smoothie at a random time of the day.To have no table manners.

Noun: A short, anorexic, asian that doesn't like sushi, I mean come on, what kind of fucking asian doesn't eat sushi? I'll tell you, the kind of asian that doesn't like jeeeewz.

Jeffwe's also lie consistently.



JFWE: Nigger
Black person: Ima kill u.

JFWE: WHAT!!! I FAIL MATH!??
JFWE DAD: Ima kill u.

JFWE: *jacking off to goat porn, THEN CUMS* OMG!!! I GOT MY FAG-NIGHT TO LEVEL 9029423!! IMA JACK-OFF AGAIN!!!

JFWE: I'm going to punch ya bona!!
FATMUSLIMKID: Ima blow you up.

JFWE: I wike to watch wonderful wittle wabbits when wobbly wiggers wejoice.

JFWE: MOMMY WAKE YOUR FUCKING ASS UP SO I CAN HAVE SMOOTHIE!!
JFWE MOM: Sure, and while you at it Jeffwe, go fuck yourself.

FATMUSLIMKID: I hate school.
JFWE: JEWZ don't like school.
DAVIDJEWABOV: Ima kill u.

JFWE: I have a penis.
FATMUSLIMKID: You being lie-ah Jeffwe, and I DON'T LIEK LIE-AHS!!!!!!
ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, BOOOOOOOOOM!!

JFWE: Why the fak is Kamwan and Wosh always having gay ohgee buttsecks.

>>>>>This doesn’t make since because you can’t have a fucking gay orgy (all pun intended) with 2 people, that are also heterosexual (well hopefully BOTH are), good job smartass. <<<<<<<


JFWE: PUUUHTER PUUUHPER PUUHHHCKED A PPPPPHECK OF PICKLED PHHHUUUUPPERS. *gallon of food sparks out*
C-4: AAHHHHH! HALP I DROWN!!
Jeffwe by Not Jeffwe April 15, 2009

Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.
Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.
Jefferson Wingy by FartingBeer April 8, 2021

Jeffery Bezos 

Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos: You did it!
Jeffery Bezos by gay.sea.otter July 13, 2021

Alshon Jeffery 

That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery
Alshon Jeffery by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Jeffrey D 

Jeffrey D:I'm not a troll, you're a troll!
*Proceeds to throw because he is greedy for blue buff.
Jeffrey D by l00pz00p November 20, 2013

Jeffree Star 

friend: are you going to Area 51?
me: yes, I’m hoping to find a Jeffree Star
Jeffree Star by papilovesyou101 August 14, 2019

Jeffervescence 

"Jeffervescence" is the quality that someone named Jeff possesses when he is overflowing with enthusiasm, sparkling with charisma, beaming with light, exuding joy. The term was coined by Suzanne Whang (former host of HGTV's #1 show, "House Hunters") and was inspired by watching Jeff Vezain perform on stage with Gary Sinise's Lt. Dan Band.
As soon as he made his entrance on stage, grabbed the microphone and started singing, the audience was delighted and transfixed by his Jeffervescence.
Jeffervescence by SneezyDwarf August 4, 2016
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