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Jeff Ellis 

Jeff Ellis is a great example of why the rich sould stay indoors
Jeff Ellis by Carl-4 April 5, 2007

Jeff Epstein 

A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.
Jeff Epstein was a crazy motherfucker and if he is alive should have his penis ripped off.
Jeff Epstein by Spic Dickuloid July 12, 2020

jeff eyes 

When a girl has a wild, mad look in her eyes like she really wants to barely suck Jeff's dick
Tiffany: *foams at the mouth*

Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*

Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes

Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.
jeff eyes by bonerpatrol456 October 1, 2017
the end of a penis, Though not an ordinary penis, a great big bulging purple ferret head of a penis. the jeff end is prefabbly known as a circumsised penis head.
"oh ya f***kin Jeff End"

"would you like a bit of my jeff ;)"

"the day you win the lottery, the day my jeff end re forms his feather coat (foreskin)
Jeff end by Daryl Veal August 20, 2006

Jeff Dunham'ed  

to have an arm shoved up one's anal cavity a minimum of elbow deep, coined after the ventriliquist: Jeff Dunham
"Andrew and Tom were looking for a new sexual stimulant, so Tom Jeff Dunham'ed Andrew.9900;0000
Jeff Dunham'ed by Amanda Monson January 30, 2009

Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women 

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG