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jeep wrangler

one of the best 4wd vehicles available to civilians, if not the best. can be a convertible or a hardtop. usually contain a manual transmission, though some may be automatics. often seen near a beach area in the summer, off-roading, or plowing snow.
1. 'Dude! I'm getting a Jeep Wrangler for my first car!
'Zang!'
jeep wrangler by P-Raff February 13, 2008
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Jeep Wrangler

A vehicle that was first designed in World War II(1941-1945) by Willy's for use in combat and troop transport. It's short-wheel base, light weight, and 4-wheel drive made it the perfect off-road vehicle. In 1944 Willy's designed a Civilian version, known as the CJ(Civilian Jeep). They were produced form 1944-1986. In 1987 the vehicle was changed to be known as the Jeep Wrangler, and has been ever since. For your money, there is probably no-better vehicle available to the general public that is more capable right out of the box than a Jeep Wrangler. It's not fancy, with heated seats, and excess bullshit electronics(Land Rovers). It looks rugged and raw, unlike pussy Lexus and BMW X-5's. After all, why would you want an SUV for luxury? I mean, the Wrangler came from a design for use in combat. Need I say more?
Bill: "Hey, Jim so that Honda Pilot looks pretty bad-ass huh?"

Jim:"Hell, no!" "I'm gettin' that Jeep Wrangler Rubicon." "It could run over the top of that rice burnin' piece of shit!"
Jeep Wrangler by kanas sucks March 27, 2010

jeep wrangler

a car that because it has the name jeep printed on it, a mass of retards all think it is good offroad, when infact a prius could not only do better but get better mpg's. But getting good mpg's isnt really a struggle because throughout jeeps years they have never been able to give any of their cars over 20 mpg highway.Pathetic.

JEEP= Junk, each and every part.
Hey i bought a jeep wrangler and drove it 45 miles an hour! But i was rolling over going down a hill in red rpms when it happened, and i fucking ran out of gas driving it home too!

Jeeps suck!
jeep wrangler by Lbayncha! February 22, 2009

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026