Jaxed Up

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When someone uses the bathroom that's close to your office, takes a dump, tools with the paper, coughs, and then sprays a masking agent.

"Ah man! Someone was in the bathroom and i got jaxed up!"

Jaxed Up by victimized911 March 12, 2009

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Get Jixed Up

the act of using a person up with a knife in call of duty

the dude tried to come up in my nook, get jixed up my son

Get Jixed Up by Cherokee 2007 March 20, 2009

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Jaked up

Lifting weights for the purpose of dropping panties and lifting couches.

I got jaked up at the gym yesterday.

Jaked up by Jballs0821 January 20, 2009

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Jawed Up

When you face is so fucked up from a fight it looks like you got into a fight with jaws

Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."

Jawed Up by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018

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Jawed Up

When you face is so fucked up from taking on jaws in a fight

Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."

Jawed Up by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018

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Jaked up

When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.

Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.

Jaked up by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022

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Jaked up

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature

"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"

Jaked up by Nightshade03 June 1, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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