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When someone uses the bathroom that's close to your office, takes a dump, tools with the paper, coughs, and then sprays a masking agent.
"Ah man! Someone was in the bathroom and i got jaxed up!"
Jaxed Up by victimized911 March 12, 2009
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Get Jixed Up 

the act of using a person up with a knife in call of duty
the dude tried to come up in my nook, get jixed up my son
Get Jixed Up by Cherokee 2007 March 20, 2009
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Jaked up 

Lifting weights for the purpose of dropping panties and lifting couches.
I got jaked up at the gym yesterday.
Jaked up by Jballs0821 January 20, 2009

Jawed Up 

When you face is so fucked up from a fight it looks like you got into a fight with jaws
Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
Jawed Up by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018

Jawed Up 

When you face is so fucked up from taking on jaws in a fight
Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
Jawed Up by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018

Jaked up 

When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.
Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.
Jaked up by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022

Jaked up 

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature
"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"
Jaked up by Nightshade03 June 1, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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