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Jasminderjit 

An incredibly perceptive man with a depth in his eyes that cannot be measured in words, only be felt.

A man with a strong will, but a soft heart.

A man who is capable of an undying love and ever burning passion... if given the same in return.

A man of good humor and long laughs, who is always quick to flash his charming smile.

He is usually the center of any room he walks into but can also be a great listener.

Dashingly handsome, but it's his personality that shines.

Jasminderjits can be stubborn and complicated, but will always be there when you need them. They are always missed when they are gone, and easily taken for granted because they are so consistent in their love.

If you are ever lucky enough to find a Jasminderjit....do your best to keep them...you only get them once!
Omg, I found a Jasminderjit!
Jasminderjit by Luscious Brunette November 23, 2021
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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