A dumbass that fucks everything up. Lovable but dumber than rocks. Liar. Rapist. Broke.
I’m so glad I’m not Jared white
by DonaldBump May 4, 2020
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Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.
Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!
by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 14, 2022
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When one turd sucks on another turd for survival in a manner that reflects two turds French kissing.
The current state of the GOP resembles a Jared Tindall.
by GGG Fantasy Football October 23, 2022
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a guy that everybody likes and supports. Also is an top 1 brawlhalla player and never spams nor loses a fight.
"Yoo that guy isn't spamming, he must the one and only Jared lel
"Cord: Yo dud jared why ru spamming
Jared lel: im goated
by jaredthemanman January 19, 2021
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Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation
Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯

Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT
by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 5, 2022
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An Amazing, kind, funny, loving person who will either love you or hate you, he has murdered six people ;) (jokes) love you lots Jared xx
by You’llneverknow April 23, 2023
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awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

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thats so jared perkins
by jgpsoccer April 22, 2011
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