Jar Daddy

Basically a washed up war vet standing outside of a 711 around 3 and 4 in the morning. and just looks at you with his mouth open like aaaaaaaa...... usually wears a camo vest with some war patches and possibly could suffer from sometype of PTSD. Doesnt ask for money just fucking stares at you with the aweeeeeee look and an open mouthhole.

Hey i came out of a 711 and this guy was starting at me . No words just looked at me with his mouth open. I was like you need something Jar Daddy!?

Jar Daddy by Roc83 August 29, 2016

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Jardaddy

A hot man who is fucking beautiful and smexy.

Damn bro, you look like a Jardaddy.

Jardaddy by MrStealthy April 20, 2022

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Jardaddy

A fucking hot man who is smexy as fuck. Has a lot of veins and muscles. A Sigma Male.

“Damn bro, he’s the exact definition of a Jardaddy”

Jardaddy by MrStealthy April 20, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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