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jamesfrancophile 

One with a strong predisposition or enthusiasm regarding James Franco's multifaceted contribution to film, painting, literature and overall quality of human life.
Jamesfrancophile 1: I consider Palo Alto Mr. Franco's finest work. His prose is impeccable.

Jamesfrancophile 2: Quite. I enjoyed the last story, in fact, prefer it. His James Dean should visit our bungalow! The times to be had...

Jamesfrancophile 1: He could be stuck in our rock for 127 hours, I wouldn't mind one bit.

Jamesfrancophile 2: Aye. Concur. A toast!

Jamesernaut 

Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.
"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>

"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>

"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."
Jamesernaut by pau pau August 25, 2009

JAMESIFIED 

When you walk too fast for your own good.
Matt: James stop jamesified all over that teapot
James: okay maybe i stop
JAMESIFIED by Matt Falcone January 6, 2008
Jamesie's are geeky beyond all words. They often appear younger than they are, due to their immaturity, however, their fun-loving childish heart is what makes them so endearing. They will usually dress to unimpress those around them, for example, wearing jeans with rips and stains to work. They have a constant fascination with body piercings which leads to bad life decisions like stretching their ears. Avoid direct eye contact with their ears at all costs.

Despite the flaws in appearance, Jamesie's have amazing personalities that are well worth your time in getting to know. You will never regret making room in your life for a Jamesie.
"Who's that hobo in the corner? Should we call for help?" "Oh no, that's just Jamesie. It's fine."

"Man, I wish I was as cool as a Jamesie."

"See that girl, watch that see, here comes a Jamesie."
Jamesie by 3_Devils February 14, 2018

Jamesernaut 

A big scary fucker that consumes inhuman amounts of food and alcohol. Sightings have been recorded since the mid 80's, and daddys are warned to hide their daughters.....or their wives.
The Jamesernaut is one scary fuckin guy!

OH SHIT THE JAMESERNAUT!!!
Jamesernaut by pauldmic1 October 17, 2008

Jamesificated 

Something that has been jamesed through, defiled, or otherwise destroyed through the act of jamesing.

See: Jamesing
"I see my drawers have been jamesificated."
Jamesificated by Emik March 5, 2004
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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