by J00zie January 20, 2016
Get the Jamesifer mug.One with a strong predisposition or enthusiasm regarding James Franco's multifaceted contribution to film, painting, literature and overall quality of human life.
Jamesfrancophile 1: I consider Palo Alto Mr. Franco's finest work. His prose is impeccable.
Jamesfrancophile 2: Quite. I enjoyed the last story, in fact, prefer it. His James Dean should visit our bungalow! The times to be had...
Jamesfrancophile 1: He could be stuck in our rock for 127 hours, I wouldn't mind one bit.
Jamesfrancophile 2: Aye. Concur. A toast!
Jamesfrancophile 2: Quite. I enjoyed the last story, in fact, prefer it. His James Dean should visit our bungalow! The times to be had...
Jamesfrancophile 1: He could be stuck in our rock for 127 hours, I wouldn't mind one bit.
Jamesfrancophile 2: Aye. Concur. A toast!
by prayforwinter June 12, 2011
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Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.
"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>
"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>
"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>
"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>
"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."
by pau pau August 25, 2009
Get the Jamesernaut mug.by Matt Falcone January 6, 2008
Get the JAMESIFIED mug.Jamesie's are geeky beyond all words. They often appear younger than they are, due to their immaturity, however, their fun-loving childish heart is what makes them so endearing. They will usually dress to unimpress those around them, for example, wearing jeans with rips and stains to work. They have a constant fascination with body piercings which leads to bad life decisions like stretching their ears. Avoid direct eye contact with their ears at all costs.
Despite the flaws in appearance, Jamesie's have amazing personalities that are well worth your time in getting to know. You will never regret making room in your life for a Jamesie.
Despite the flaws in appearance, Jamesie's have amazing personalities that are well worth your time in getting to know. You will never regret making room in your life for a Jamesie.
"Who's that hobo in the corner? Should we call for help?" "Oh no, that's just Jamesie. It's fine."
"Man, I wish I was as cool as a Jamesie."
"See that girl, watch that see, here comes a Jamesie."
"Man, I wish I was as cool as a Jamesie."
"See that girl, watch that see, here comes a Jamesie."
by 3_Devils February 14, 2018
Get the Jamesie mug.A big scary fucker that consumes inhuman amounts of food and alcohol. Sightings have been recorded since the mid 80's, and daddys are warned to hide their daughters.....or their wives.
by pauldmic1 October 17, 2008
Get the Jamesernaut mug.Something that has been jamesed through, defiled, or otherwise destroyed through the act of jamesing.
See: Jamesing
See: Jamesing
by Emik March 5, 2004
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