James Patrick

A little fucking bitch who can't hold his alcohol. He remains to be cocky even though he is a virgin at 40. He gets no bitches and has never seen a woman naked
I would never want to sit on James Patrick's face
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James Patrick

A worthless piece of shit who fondles his nuts all day dreaming of lucky charms and also involved in incest
I banged my sister last night total James Patrick move.
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A sexy serial killer. Well known for his intriguing, a rousing voice. Also well known for his 1950s fashion sense which makes him even more fit and attractive. Got a jawline for days!!! Amazing arse perky and firm. I would fuckkk him. Such a daddy.
Me: he’s such a james patrick march

My friend: ikr
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James Patrick March

James Patrick March is a character on the TV show "American Horror Story" in season 5- "Hotel". March, based loosely on the real American serial killer H.H.Holmes, is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez, an accommodation designed specifically to tend to his psychopathic needs, fit with secret passages, gas taps and much more, which allowed him to begin the "Ten Commandments Killings" later finished by Detective John Lowe.

James has a handsome appearance- with neat dark brown hair and eyes which are described as "piercing" and a thin, pencil moustache. He has also sported the nickname "Jimmy" once by the countess, a previous love interest of his.

Annually, March also holds a hotel event by the name "Devil's night" which groups together some of the most famous serial killers in American history- such as John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer. During this dinner party, the guests drink to their "libation" - absinthe, and are offered the life of a victim as "dessert".
Who is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez?
James Patrick March.
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sweet serial killer; dead hotel owner; hot asf; dresses in his signature 1920s/30s couture; seggsy pencil moustache; says "darling... you are a relelationnnnn..." after you do the deed; handsome; gorgeous; to die for.
the fridge: you are so lame! you have a cardboard cutout of james patrick march!
me: f off
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james patrick conner

that one fat friend we got that is always hungry.
dude your starting to get like james patrick conner
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When you have a long ass name and you pointlessly add names to it making it longer but only add names already in the long ass name
George Peter is totally doing a Conor William James Patrick Patrick as he is getting a confirmation name and choosing Peter... what a whalloper!

So his name is now George Peter Peter?

Yeah, what a whalloper!
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