Jam Sandwich

A sexual move where a man inserts his penis in another mans butt and that guy sticks his penis in another mans butt so there are 3 people, 2 butts and 2 penises in butts. And the men on either side are a bit too rough and the man in the middle bleeds a bit from his butt.

Awesome sex last night but turned into a bit of a jam sandwich

by AlexAlexUKK February 12, 2021

Jam Sandwich

A Uk police car, specifically the kind with an orange strip all the way round the sides. A bit of a misnomer really, but marmalade sandwich just doesn't sound right. Plus these days most police cars are either in high visibilty markings that resemble batenburg cake, or just plain white.

Cockney: Oh fack. That dibbles getin' awt of 'is jam sandwich. RUN!

by dj_monged August 15, 2004

Jam Sandwich

Someone or something that is completely unsuitable for a given task.

Captain Ahab is such a Jam Sandwich at everything. Except hunting whales.

by The Goose named Colgate February 21, 2011

Jam Sandwich

A used, bloody tampon...

Aw man, that girl has just chucked a jam sandwich at him..

by suprisedperson January 15, 2006

Jam Sandwich

When two guitarists or guiatrist & bassist play live and lean up against each other back to back.

Aerosmith put on a classic 'rawk' show down to Joe Perry and Brad Hamilton's homo-erotic Jam Sandwich during "Walk This Way".

by Stubblecat April 4, 2007

jam sandwich

Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.

Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!

by A Piece Of Poo April 24, 2006

A Jam Sandwich

The act of scooping out dried period blood from a two day old corpse and placing it delicately between two slices of bread (brand of your choosing) then scoffing it like a mad-man. Yum- yum.

"Nigel, Do you want to try A Jam sandwich. It's scrumptious."

"No"

by Poop sniffer 3000 November 26, 2013