Jalen Hurts

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Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".

Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!

Eagles fan: cope.

Jalen Hurts by speedyadventure October 23, 2023

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jalen hurts

An elite big cock quarter back for the Philadelphia Eagles who throws absolute dimes and rockets ferda

Did you see that throw by jalen hurts it was so ferda

jalen hurts by Zack Wilson September 26, 2022

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Jalen Hurts Paradox

The inability to analyze evidence that doesn’t feed one agenda or another when analyzing an athlete, leading to no concrete conclusion as to whether a player is elite or not.

“People can’t tell if this player is good despite winning two championships, must be a Jalen Hurts Paradox.”

Jalen Hurts Paradox by Earl585 September 1, 2026

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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