"The Jaimie" is a common expression used amongst teenagers. It involves a person telling a joke, thinking it's the funniest thing in the world, and their listener giving them a weird look which creates awkwardness. Consequently, the speaker usually nervously looks around the room to avoid eye contact with the listener. You are expecting someone to break out in laughter, however the moment sort of fizzles away leaving an awkward silence. The creator of this popular expression, Jaimie B., obliviously used it constantly and the emotion was soon adopted by her friends, Hannah, Tori, and Colleen.
-"What do you call a butt that's sleeping?"
-"Tell me, because I'm interested in the name of sleeping butt."
-"A bull dozer! Get it?! Haha!"
*Listener gives the person a look that creates the awkwardest of awkward silences*
-"Tell me, because I'm interested in the name of sleeping butt."
-"A bull dozer! Get it?! Haha!"
*Listener gives the person a look that creates the awkwardest of awkward silences*
by Hannah <3 April 20, 2005
by J@1my August 31, 2008
a girl that likes to bitch about the tinniest things and likes to fall asleep on the phone and cheats on you when they get a chance
person- don't hang up on me
jaimie- y
person- stop being a bitch
jaimie- bye
person- bitch
jaimie-hung up
person- she hung up on me damn her
jaimie- y
person- stop being a bitch
jaimie- bye
person- bitch
jaimie-hung up
person- she hung up on me damn her
by luiasdfgjilwebribar March 5, 2009
A dumb ass person that is always wrong no matter what she says and when she does say stuff all ya can see is shit coming out of her mouth. you would be the most unluckiest person to come across a Jaimie.
by Treeeeendaleeeee April 22, 2018
kool kid: jew jaimie gave me a blowjob. it was so nice.
asian kid: she deepthroated my 10 incher.
kool kid: she gave you a blowjob too?
asian kid: yep.
indian kid: she ate my 1.5 incher for lunch.
asian kid: she deepthroated my 10 incher.
kool kid: she gave you a blowjob too?
asian kid: yep.
indian kid: she ate my 1.5 incher for lunch.
by fuck face 101 August 4, 2009
A thirsty middle aged mildly unattractive man who likes to think he can attract many jizz bungalows specifically for the intent of group sex, unfortunately these often end in him crystabating
by Yard Panther February 13, 2019
is the epitome of awesome. she feels it, knows how to use it, smells like it and equally disperses the awesome among the people of earth.
by Sunshine Bubbles October 20, 2010