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Jaeden Martell 

the most perfect boy to live, ever. Hes so beautiful and his voice is so relaxing. His acting is outstanding and his style is immaculate. His sense of humor is extremely funny and he supports everyone for who they are.
“Whos the boy who stutters in IT?”

“Oh thats Bill Denbrough, hes played by Jaeden Martell.”
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Jaeden Martell 

A cute sweet funny amazing cool boy. He’s a smile bean and must be protected. He’s amazing and funny. He’s also super cute.
Friend: who plays Bill in It?
Me: that’s Jaeden Martell he’s so cute!

Jaeden Martell 

literally the most attractive person to live on this planet. he has mad talent and is basically amazing in everything he does. he voice just soothes the soul.
friend: who’s the boy that plays jacob barber in defending jacob?
me: you haven’t heard of him? he is jaeden martell. isn’t he handsome?

jaeden.martells.wife 

a very funny, pretty and kind person, someone you would want in your life.
you: “i don’t follow jaeden.martells.wife”

jaeden.martells.wife 

they kinda rock 😩‼️ I LOVE THEM. please notice me sophia 🥺🥺

jaeden.martells.wife 

the best person on earth and very funny 🥺☝🏼why the hell does the finger look like that, anyways she is someone you want in your life 👹
you: i don’t know who jaeden.martells.wife is

me: that’s to bad 🙄

jaeden martells wife 

the best person on this earth, someone you would want in your life 🥺☝🏼 and if she’s not your a loser🤣(bad one)
you: “who is jaeden martells wife”

me “oh that’s soph, the best person 👹”
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