Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”
Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.