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Jacob Rees-Mogg

A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.
"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".
by Scrzabble October 18, 2020
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