Jackson P

Poo

Jackson P will poo on you

by katie_22 November 15, 2011

Michael Jackson Principle

1. Returning good for evil; also: responding to the darkness in others by putting more light back into the world.
2. Generosity of spirit even in the face of the small-minded, willfully ignorant, or hateful.

The capacity to give on a global scale is rare, but a sure sign of the Michael Jackson Principle.

by SayItAgainAgain December 10, 2012

Jackson Pollock

When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock

I'm going for a Jackson Pollock

by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017

Jackson Pollock

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!

by greddm August 13, 2011

Jackson Petroll

A futbol player in New Zealand, known for only scoring goals on his own team.

Man did you hear about Marcos, he pulled a real Jackson Petroll.

by Brennan and the pussycats January 3, 2016

The Jackson Pollock

When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.

Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

jackson pollack

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.

Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.

by Musclepants July 11, 2006