Jacket tits 

A woman who looks like she has big tits but in reality it's all jacket. It's an optical illusion her small tits are made to look big because of her jacket.

Who's she kiddin they're jacket tits.

Jacket tits by Motherchuckler September 12, 2014

Jacked to the Tits 

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

Jacked to the Tits by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Jacked To The Tits 

When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.

For example,

Kevins credit card is Jacked To The Tits

Or,

Jamie is Jacked To The Tits on Red Bull

Jacked To The Tits by BounceBirage March 3, 2022

Jacked to the Tits 

Implies that something is "all fucked up", "all jacked up" or otherwise "FUBARed".

Person 1: Why are you beating the shit out of the computer?

Person 2: Facebook is all jacked to the tits today and not working right.

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nevermind, I'll just put it urban dictionary so that it can actually be considered a word or phrase.

Jacked to the Tits by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 25, 2010